This is another found text poem along the same theme as the previous post, this time using only the first lines of women’s online dating profiles. Again, the line breaks are mine, otherwise the sentences are copied and pasted from the profiles.
Slightly neurotic, easy going.
Well, where to begin. Born
and raised in the center
of the universe. Interested,
I suppose. Slightly neurotic, easy going
girl..err, woman, with
too much charm
for the average person to handle. Rabbit
rescuer. By day, I’m a
accountant. Once I was a pig
farmer in Italy. I am a transplant. I have all
my limbs. I have
for tattoos and dimples, but neither
are necessary. When I was young
to be a trapeze artist or
a taxi driver. Basically,
I spend 90% of my life feeling like I’ve got this adulthood thing
and the other 10%
eating nachos for dinner
three nights in a row. What is anyone
with their lives?